Oh, father sky and mother earth my head hurts ( Read more... )

So apparently a nuclear warhead was planted and disarmed while I was unconcious. How I got unconcious I'm unsure, but I woke up without my tunic and in the speedo. At least my cloak is still here ( Read more... )

I apologise for the lack-of-posting, I've been drawn to building up some actual muscle for the "run from the undead" game. Espically in my legs. I have chicken legs ( Read more... )

So the escape I tried out of desperation and the fact that I really had nothing better to do failed ( Read more... )

So now the camp director is on our asses about it.
I'm afraid I'm uninformed of this murder.

...Jesus fucking christ theres a toucan humping the window.

Alright.
Thats it.
I'm going to get out of here.
( right now. )

Another day at camp, another spell wasted.
I still have no idea what's going on.
I don't know of this technology.
All these devices...I have no clue as to what they are.
I'm going to be freaking Count Reglay of Etruia someday, and I don't know what any of this crap is.What the hell is a PENCIL ( Read more... )

The amount of nonsensical crap that has gone on here since my arrival is astounding ( Read more... )

Right. Summer camp.

I've just been recently assigned to a cabin by the crazy loud thing. I'm still unsure of what a loudspeaker accually is, but it seems to be some sort of obnoxiously loud demon-type thing ( Read more... )